i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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