R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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