I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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