this beer tastes like vomit already
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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