Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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