Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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