I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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