I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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