She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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