dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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