found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
