Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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