I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
That's intense
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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