Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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