at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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