We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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