she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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