somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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