You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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