Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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