so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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