Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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