loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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