My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I queefed so loud it echoed.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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