But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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