you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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