Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
