Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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