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3pm strippers are depressing
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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