i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I have aggressive nipples.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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