There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I cut my penus on the lid.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
soo... how was my night?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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