We're like a lot better than the average bears
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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