I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i think i just lost a toe
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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