My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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