I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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