how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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