i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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