her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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