Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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