fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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