Welp...herpes.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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