Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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