Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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