My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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