Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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