Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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