Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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