gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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