My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I love you. Go after that dick
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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