Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm like, not good at living.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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