I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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