but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We smell like vodka and hangover
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