i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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