people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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