Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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