That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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