This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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