i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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